Review; Blue Venus Clitorial Vibe

imageAre you a person who likes VERY strong vibrations? Did you just answer yes to that question? Well then this is the vibrator for you! Good Vibes was kind enough to send me the Blue Venus Clitorial Vibe to review and I was very happy to try it out, as I am all for clit vibes since they get me off the easiest. However, once I started to try this toy out, I grew to have a love hate relationship with it.

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Long Distance Marriage

As you may have seen, I have been gone for quite some time. These past few months haven’t been all that great for my husband or I. In April the husbands boss man backed into his truck, in May we fought with the insurance company to get them to fix the truck properly; (i.e. first they totaled it, then the next day they said they were going to fix it, but only half of the damage because the other half happened from him “mudding” it, we live on a fuckin dirt road, it was his DD, he never took it mudding.) Then come May, his bossman fired him. Come late May we said screw it all, cashed the insurance check, paid our bills since he couldn’t find a job and bills needed to be paid, & traded the truck.

Now, he has found a new job, but unfortunately it’s in a whole other state. So we are now doing a long distance marriage. If you read my about me section, you will know this is not the first time. We did it for four months back in June of 2012. However, this time around it is just a little bit harder. He left out of here on Tuesday, (he was originally supposed to leave on Monday, but due to a nail in our front tire and a blow out with one of our back tires on my car on Sunday, he had to get all new tires put on my whip no Monday) it’s been about 48 hours since he left and every time my kids hear a car they ask “Is daddy home from work” or “When daddy gets home can we go bye bye?” There two and four, they understand daddys at work, but they don’t understand that he’s not coming home and it breaks my heart. Back in 2012 they were 5 months and two, so it was just a little bit easier last time.

Most people don’t understand why people do long distance relationships and I used to be one of them. I thought if you weren’t in the military why do a long distance relationship. Yea that probably sounds really bad. But, once I was in one myself, I understood! When you truly love someone and wanna be with them, you’ll do whatever it takes to be with them! Now, I get asked, how do you do it or how do you keep the intimacy in your relationship being apart?

That’s what I want to give you the insight on today!

When we did this back in 2012 we turned to technology.

- We used Skype to video chat. We were able to see each other and he was able to see the kids, rather than just hearing their voice over the phone.

- We talked on the phone. On the nights that he would work late or get back to the hotel late, we would just call each other and just have a short conversation, with a good night and love you to end it. You don’t have to have a long conversation everyday.

- We texted/sexted. Some people will have their own take on sexting and texting but ours were always at least PG-17 probably. I’m very cyber cautious, I won’t send nude pics and when I send sexy photos, my face is never shown.

- We watched our favorite shows together. On the nights that our shows were on, which at the time was only one night, we would watch it together and talk about it via text. This was fun to do when he was in Alabama with the time change, we were always trying confusing each other time zones, even when its only an hour. I would say show starts at 8 (my time) and really it would be 9 (his time), he would come back with 8 your time or my time. It may be something small and simple, but it always made us chuckle a little and that kept the humor in our relationship.

This time around we can still do all of this, but now we have SnapChat also! ;)

I still stick to my cyber cautious pictures, but come on, how interesting is it to send a pic, knowing they are only going to be able to view it for a few seconds!

In the end, long distance relationships are not for everyone, you gotta have trust and understanding in your relationship, and the willpower to believe its for the best. But, if you are doing a long distance relationship, know that you’re not alone and weather you just a few miles away to some hours away, keeping the intimacy there and the love there, it’s very possible!




HedoVibes Round Up #42

IMG_6937Photo courtesy of Bex

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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TMI Tuesday; Such a Character

This week TMI Tuesday looks at human character via astrology and personality tests.

You are such a character

tmi art monkey in a cage cartoon ep. 6 - you are such a character

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Review; Pure Aluminium Small Pink

Are you entirely about the clitoral stimulation? If so boy do I have a toy for you! Pipedream Products have been with me from the start and they are one of my favorite companies and sponsors. Every so often they send me new products to review off my wish list in exchange for an honest unbiased review. When I received my box from them this time I was excited to see the Pure Aluminium Small Pink Vibrator. Since I moved this year it has been all about trying new things, as I’ve reviewed a rideable toy (i.e. The Cleo), a wooden dildo (i.e. BOA Wooden Dildo), and now I’m writing about an aluminum vibrator.

Pipedream’s Pure Aluminium line comes in six different colors and three different sizes; small, medium, & large. I received a small pink. Now, the only difference between each of these is of course the color, but the design as well. Each color is a different shape and as you go bigger that shape stretches, so to say! So really, it all depends on what you want this toy for to figure out the size you would want to buy.

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PrimO Tux Cock Ring Flame Test

When I woke up this morning, I had no intentions on flame testing one of my favorite cock rings, however when I signed onto twitter this morning Dangerous Lilly was in search for a decent silicone cock ring under $50. I suggested the PrimO Tux from The Screaming O that I reviewed back in October, because it is advertised as Premium Silicone and like I said at the start, it’s my favorite cock ring. The vibrations are wonderful, the only shitty thing about it, is that the battery life sucks.

When I suggested this ring to her, she told me that she had already eliminated it from her list due to it being a product offered from The Screaming O.

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Now, I’ve never once thought about the PrimO Tux not being silicone. I’ve heard of companies doing this, listing items as silicone and really not being silicone, but as long as it wasn’t jelly, I didn’t think twice about it. Yes, I know all the harm of non-silicone toys, but this wasn’t one that was used internally, so once again, I didn’t think twice about it.

Lilly suggested that she would want to flame test it first, so I figured why not. Sure it’s my favorite cock ring, but if it’s really silicone a flame test shouldn’t harm it. And, well, if it wasn’t silicone I would at least be able to let my readers know!

So I did!!

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reviewsbyanerd:

On May 18th it will be my one year blogiversary! I wanted to do something special for my readers, so I will be giving away a few of my favorite products! The winner will receive a small fluorescent yellow Elephant trunk in medium firmness, SPUNK lube hybrid, pink and pure silicone, and The Delicious Torment and Best Bondage Erotica 2014 from Cleis Press.
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Rules & information for this giveaway:
Open to the US only! (Sorry international followers!)
NO giveaway blogs, your entries will be invalid.
I will be responsible for shipping the prizes.
You must be of legal age in your state to receive these prizes.
I will contact the winner via email.
The giveaway will start 5/6 1pm & end 5/27 1pm.
A big thank you to Exotic-Erotics, SPUNK Lube, and Cleis Press for donating prizes for my giveaway!

reviewsbyanerd:

On May 18th it will be my one year blogiversary! I wanted to do something special for my readers, so I will be giving away a few of my favorite products! The winner will receive a small fluorescent yellow Elephant trunk in medium firmness, SPUNK lube hybrid, pink and pure silicone, and The Delicious Torment and Best Bondage Erotica 2014 from Cleis Press.

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Rules & information for this giveaway:

  • Open to the US only! (Sorry international followers!)
  • NO giveaway blogs, your entries will be invalid.
  • I will be responsible for shipping the prizes.
  • You must be of legal age in your state to receive these prizes.
  • I will contact the winner via email.
  • The giveaway will start 5/6 1pm & end 5/27 1pm.

A big thank you to Exotic-Erotics, SPUNK Lube, and Cleis Press for donating prizes for my giveaway!




Hedo-Vibes Round Up #41

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Photo courtesy of Dangerous Lilly

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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TMI Tuesday; Creative

Today’s TMI Tuesday was inspired by Dominic Wilcox Variations on Normal and from questions submitted by Virtual Sin. Both men are brilliantly creative.

How creative are you?

variationsonnormal_tmi

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Celebrating 3 Years Married (Giveaway)

Three years ago tomorrow I was saying “I DO” to my best friend with our year old son, friends, and family by our side. We had only been together a day shy of two years when we got married and all our friends told us we didn’t wanna do it, we were young and still had a life to live.

Yes, they were right, we were young, I only 20 and my partner only 18. They were right about us still having a life to live. What they weren’t right about though was we were going to live our life together and to this day, we wouldn’t change it for anything in this world.

As of tomorrow we have been married for three years, been together for five, have a two year old daughter and a four year old son! Sure we have our troubles but it’s like Miranda Lambert says in her new song ‘Automatic’, “Staying married was the only way to work your problems out.”

The traditional gift for the 3rd year is leather, modern is crystal/glass. This year I will be getting my husband a new wallet. It’s way overdue anyways! Well I’ve also decided that while we celebrate another year together, i’m gonna celebrate with y’all and host my first real giveaway! I say my first real giveaway because if you remember correctly, a few months ago I ran a giveaway on a kids book with toy for Christmas, this time, everyone will love this one!

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Hedo Vibes Round Up #40

Bk5Emv-CMAAhbeI.jpg largePhoto courtesy of Property Of Potter

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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Bedhead's "Help A Great Person Giveaway" 

Hello folks! So this week marks exactly a year since I landed in Portland— craziness. You’ve all followed me through this amazing, and at times terrifying, journey. Along the way I have met some amazing people, people who have helped make this place go from scary to home.

29953_1339725196.4604Among those those people is a man named Jay Byrd— fun fact: Jay was the first friendly face I encountered at the party I describe in this piece). Jay and his partner Bumper are the kind of people that the world needs more of— kind, giving, endlessly open-hearted and a ton of fun. They never hesitate to give their time, give their resources and give their love. These are wonderful people and right now they need some help. Jay is currently, for the second time, undergoing treatment for cancer. He has several months of chemotherapy ahead of him and the bills and meds that come with that. I’m enlisting you to help me help him.




Review; BOA Wooden Dildo

imageEver since I got into sex toys I’ve heard of wooden toys, but I’ve never ventured into owning one or even seeing what all the fuse is about until a few months ago. I stumbled upon Doo Lee Doo Wooden Dildos. There dildos looked really interesting, so I figured I would contact them to see if they would be willing to pass me a toy in an exchange for an honest unbiased review, and now were here, I now own my first wooden dildo, called the BOA!

I have to start by saying Doo Lee Doo Wooden Dildos is awesome. They are hand crafted, body safe, easy to keep clean, and not one will be the same since they are hand crafted wood. However, I don’t believe the wooden toys are for me. I need lots of texture or vibrations and while this does have a crafted wave to it, it just doesn’t get me off. But please do no confuse my needs with this being a bad toy, because that is simply wrong!

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TMI Tuesday; Odds & Ends

This week’s TMI Tuesday is an outlet for the quirky you. It’s titled Odd and Endsbecause it is the leftover ideas/questions/thoughts that couldn’t fit into a theme but I know it’s TMI you want to share :)
Let’s Play…
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HedoVibes Round Up #39

Forest onePhoto courtesy of Gritty Woman

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

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