It’s almost here! Steak and Blowjob Day is a tongue-in-cheek holiday that is supposed to be the Valentine’s Day for men. On March 14th, rather than the
CleisPress Blog Tour for the Partners in Passion: A Guide To Great Sex, Emotional Intimacy, and Long-term Love book allowed me to have a giveaway for the book. One lucky winner can win this book sponsored by CleisPress. They are responsible for shipping to the winner, therefore, the giveaway is only open to the US.…
Gspotlollipop is offering a green Travel Pop to one winner of the giveaway.
Haven’t heard of Diddleworks?Â Well, I’m gonna fix that and it’s important that you know about this shop because they have the kind of philosophy about sex toys that I wish every shop had.Â They’re sex positive, non-sleazy and committed to carrying only body safe sex toys.Â These are all traits that I look for …Read more
BAD DRAGON GIVEAWAY, TIME TO CELEBRATE A NEW JOB AND 2 YEARS ON TUMBLR
Products pictured: Duke the Bad Dragon, The Gryphon, David the Werewolf, Chance Unflared, The Tentacle, The Dragon’s Tongue, Equiknot, The Werewolf Were-able, The Swamp Wyrm, and Luka the Otter.
Products not eligible for the giveaway: Stubbs, any penetrable toy, and Bruce the Shark.
Products that ARE eligible: Everything else! Including…The Cocksheath, The Ultimate Fantasy, all Lil Squirts, Teenie Weenies (4 packs), and every other regular dildo except Bruce.
Sizes: Small or medium only
Size restrictions (as in, you can’t get these): Medium or large Chance (either type of Chance) and medium Ultimate Fantasy
Colors: Stocked standard, single custom, split custom, marbled custom, split marbled custom, fade custom, split fade custom, and toy exclusive.
Color restrictions (as in, you can’t get these) : Split fade custom, fade custom, and split marbled custom ONLY for smalls.
- Do not have to be following me
- Giveaway blogs are fine
- Only reblogs count (please do not like)
- One reblog each initially, can reblog again at a later date as a reminder
- MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN IN
- Will ship only within the USA
- Must be comfortable giving me your address if you win
- Ends April 1st
- Will hopefully be ordered by mid to late April
- ONE RUNNER UP GETS A PACK OF TEENIE WEENIES
- Winner will be chosen by EvulFawks via random number generator because all entries will be assigned a number. Number sheet will be posted with the winner.
Enter to #Win your own Fucking Sculpture.
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When I discovered Minna Life I knew I wanted to reach out to them to see if I could possibly review a product for them. Their products are unique and unlike any others I have tried! I was glad when they returned my email stating that they would be glad to send me the Limon, free of charge, in exchange for an honest, unbiased review. This was one of those products that when you’re so excited to review it, your days go by so slow, haha!
Excuses, excuses, excuses! That’s all it seems like I have been doing lately, is making excuses. And if i’m honest with my self, that’s all I really have been doing. Not with just reviewing, but everything in my general life! Well no more excuses!!! I am ready to jump back into reviewing and I have a somewhat new life to get me started!!!
The holidays from October to March is a busy time for me, as that’s when we travel to see family almost every month. So, as soon as we would get home and un-pack I would turn around and start getting ready to do it all over again!! Well now, that won’t be happening!! We have moved back closer to our family, so no more 6 hour car trips for every holiday!! YAY US!!!
So now that we have moved into a new place and even tho we aren’t all settled in, we are for the most part. Since we are back with my parents again, unpacking and getting fully settled in will be slow. With my new fresh start in my personal life and reviewing, i’m gonna try out a new blog schedule, this way i’m not overwhelmed and have a schedule. Im a big schedule and list person, so hopefully this will help me stay on track!!
I will try to do a post a day with a topic for each day. Of course my TMI & Toy With Me Post will be on Tuesday, I will do a Review Thursday, and then a Fun Fact Friday. I will fill in Monday & Wednesdays when I figure something out!! Remember there won’t be any post on Saturday and Sundays because those are my family days and I will continue to post sales and giveaways as I discover them!!
So, no more excuses for me and look for my two new reviews that are overdue today!! Yea, I know i’m already running my schedule, but these are way overdue and I wanna get them out now!!!
1. What is going well with your life?
- My family!
2. What is going well with your sex life?
- Really I don’t even know, I guess how good our sex is!
3. What do you want in your life that you currently do not have?
- I think we can all say we want a million dollars lol, honestly, I’m ready for our own house, rather than renting.
4. Are you happy or grumpy when you wake in the morning?
- I’m normally a happy person when I wake.
5. What attracted you to your first crush?
- Ughh I really don’t know. I guess his personality, just like everyone else I dated. I was at summer camp when I met him, and I couldn’t tell you how old i was. Somewhere close to 13 and he was close to 11. I’ve always dated guys younger than me. We dated for about 3 years off and on, before we finally went our separate ways.
6. What attracted you to your current crush/lover/significant other?
- I thought he looked good and his personality. How we met and finally started dating it a strange story really. Let’s just say we were hanging out with mutual friends when I asked my girlfriend who he was, she told me, and I told her one day I will be dating him, she told me I was funny cause he was in love with his girlfriend at the time and I was dating someone as well, a few months after that, we were dating! Comes to find out, that he said the same thing about me when he found out who I was and his friend pretty much told him the same thing my girlfriend told me! Were now going on 5 years with 3 years married. All in all, theres way more to the story but that’s how it all started. <3
Bonus: What would you do if you had one day left to live?
- I would spend the whole day cherishing the time with my husband, two kids, and my family. It would be the most horrible day in my life, knowing that it would be the last time I saw them. :’(
1. Which is better to jump in: a leaf pile or a puddle?
- A puddle, preferably a mud puddle!
2. Pictionary or Taboo?
- Uhhh, I don’t think i’ve ever played taboo and I suck as drawing, so I’m gonna have to say taboo.
3. Potato chips or pretzels?
- Potato chips!
4. Gatorade or water?
- Gatorade. I hate water!
5. Popcorn or Nachos?
6. Fruit Loops or Captain Crunch?
- Uhhh neither. I’m not a big cereal eater.
7. Cheerios or Grape Nuts?
- Cheerios, if I had to choose between the two.
8. Hummer or Range Rover?
- Ill take the hummer please.
9. Rain or Snow? Why?
- Uhhh both. Cause I’ve never seen snow and would love to experience just once, but after a while I would be too cold and would prefer the rain.
10. Wrench or screw driver? Torqued and turned or screwed and fastened together?
- Screw driver is an amazing drink!
Bonus: If you had to eat one condiment as a food, which condiment would you choose? Why?
- Sour cream, cause I can eat it with anything and its something i have always eaten.
So, did you know that Monday, January 13 is national Rubber Duckie Day?! Yea, neither did I & I love ducks, rubber, real, wood, stuffed, as long as it’s not on my plate in front of me.
Well Toy With Me Tuesdays theme this week is none other than, Rubber Ducks or Ducks from Big Teaze Toys! Which I just happen to have!
I got this pink lady for my Bridal Shower from my step mother. She knew my love for ducks and my husband was wanting to get into sex toys at this time, so she thought it was the perfect gag gift, and that it was! She came with a pink boa also, but that has since been lost sometime during one of the two moves we’ve had since.
It’s been raining off and on here in the south today, so I wanted to capture a picture of her in the rain, but when I decided to finally take the picture, the rain had stopped, so I settled for giving her a bath in my sink! :)