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  • 16th April
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TMI Tuesday; Vacation

In many areas around the world, vacation season is approaching. This week’s TMI Tuesday asks you to tell us about your vacation style. Thank you to Virtual Sin for the questions.
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1) What mode of transportation do you prefer for vacation: a) car, b) bus, c) train, d) cruise ship, e) airplane, f) other?

  • I’ve only ever ridden in a car. I know I have a boring life. :/

2) What baggage strategy do you use when flying: a) carry-on only, b) gate check excess bags, c) check baggage, d) ship bags ahead, e) other?

  • I’ve never flown before.

3) What is your accommodation strategy: a) luxury hotel, b) bed and breakfast c) cheap hotel/motel, d) stay with family/friends, e) camping or RV, e) other?

  • A little bit of A, B, C, & D. Just all depends!

4) What world-famous places have you visited on vacation? These can be commercial tourist attractions (Disney World), museums (The Louvre), historic places (Gettysburg), natural wonders (Yellowstone, Yosemite), or anything else?

  • I’ve been to Disney in Orlando Florida & Stone Mountain in Georgia.

5) Where do you really, really want to go someday?

  • Ughh, I really don’t know. There isn’t really anywhere I wanna go before I die.

6) What you would you like to go back to see again?

  • I’d love to go back to Disney again, I was younger when I went before so going again would be awesome.

Bonus: Have you ever had sex with someone you just met while on vacation? Tell us about it.

  • Nope!

Bonus, Bonus: While vacationing, have you ever had sex in a moving car, bus, train, or airplane?

  • Once again, nope!


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  • 14th April
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  • 13th April
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Why Still Frisky is my new Go-To store

I discovered StillFrisky.com a few months ago one twitter, searching for some new sponsors. If you’re a sex blogger like myself, hell just a review blogger in general, you know what it’s like to get sponsors; it’s not very easy and every company wants different things in a blog.

So of course when I come across a new company I do a little research on that company, because being in the sex toy industry, you wanna make sure you’re reaching out to a company that’s reliable and offers the safest toys. If they check out, I contact them, asking them if they’re looking for new product reviewers.

Luckily for me, they liked what I wrote and were willing to try to work with me.

After just a few short emails back and fourth with them I knew this was a company that I would like.

Everyone I have talked to so far has been super nice, super helpful, and super friendly; yea I just used “super” three times in a row. Even though I haven’t worked with Still Frisky long, I never hesitate to email them if I ever need anything.

Not only are they super helpful and such, order from them is awesome as well.

  • They offer free shipping on all orders of $99.00 or more.
  • They offer free samples with every order, and it’s not just one sample it’s like 5 or 6 samples. These samples will vary with each order depending on what they have in stock at the time of purchase.
  • They offer a free gift with every order; yes even on top of the free samples. This also will vary depending on what they have in stock at time of purchase.
  • They offer discreet shipping. All orders are shipped in a brown box with a discreet label. So the post man can drop this at your door with out them knowing or even your neighbor.
  • They also offer a 15% discount with the offer code 1STORDER.

Aside from all that great stuff, they only offer the highest quality, safest sex toys. This is why you won’t see a lot of the same toys at Still Frisky as you do all these other sites. This is also why there products aren’t cheap, you’re paying for a good quality, that will last you if properly taken care of.

One last thing is that if you don’t see a toy listed on their site that you are looking for, you can submit a request to see if they can get their hands on that toy.

I look forward to working with Still Frisky more in the future, but even if this one time was my only time, they will still be my top ranked store on my “To Shop At” list!!!

  • 13th April
    2014
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Review; Cleo Bath Massager

imageLet me start this off with I have found one of my new favorite stores. I don’t buy toys very often because if I bought a new toy every time I wanted one, my house would be overcome with my toys rather than my kids toys, haha! But when I do shop, I only shop at a select few, ones that I know where I’m getting a great deal not only on the toy, but on shipping as well and a place where I can score some little freebies, I mean hell, why not, who does’t love a little freebie every now and then. Well Strill Frisky is now added to my “Ok To Shop” list! Yes I have an “Ok To Shop” and a “Do Not Shop Here” list. However, if you’re looking for a site where you’re going to find a wide range of things to buy at once, this is not the place. Still Frisky only selects the most safest, highest quality toys for their customers, and due to this, their prices are a little high, but like I said these toys will be of the safest materials and totally worth the money.

I reached out to Still Frisky a few months ago and after a few emails back and forth and some questions being answered, they agreed to send me the Cleo bath massager for free in exchange for an honest unbiased review.

When they told me what they were sending me I was kinda hesitant of the toy, it’s not really a toy that you look at and say “I want that.” It would also be the first toy that I own with a suction base. Yea sure the base can be taken off, but it’s still pretty much used in the same matter with or with out it. So, while I wasn’t afraid of the toy it self, I was worried about what to think of riding a toy. Yea, I just said that, haha.

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  • 1st April
    2014
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TMI Tuesday; Computer Love

Many of us cannot live with out computer technology and being “connected” in some manner. Computers are a huge part of our lives and thus many of us personalize our computers, smartphones, tablets, etc. to show our personalities or to be extensions of our uniqueness. This week’s TMI Tuesday is about the love affair we have with our computer devices or Computer Love.
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1. What’s the wallpaper (photo, design, etc) on your phone, laptop or PC? Is it the same or different on these devices?

  • On my mac I have a pic of both my kids. Then my phone has a picture of me and my best friend on my lock screen and a picture of me on my home screen.

2. What’s on the desktop of your phone or notebook/tablet (i.e., icons, files, windows etc.)?

  • My mac has my icons bar for my email, safari, calendar, contacts, etc. My phone has all my apple apps and my social media apps.

3. What type of computer device do you use most often?

  • My mac laptop.

4. How many computer type devices do you own including smartphones?

  • Six between my husband and I. Two iPhones, an iPad, a Mac laptop, and two laptops, but one has a broken screen.

5. Do you make sexy videos with your smartphone?

  • No videos, just pictures.

6. Do you video-chat naked or have virtual sex using your computer?

  • Nope.

7. How many naked photos of your whole body or your body parts have you taken with your smartphone camera?

  • Uhhhhh, I have no idea, not a whole bunch but quite a few, but I don’t keep them. I take them send them off and then delete them.

8. What is the most photographed part of your body?

  • My face down to my waist pretty much.
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  • 25th March
    2014
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TMI Tuesday; Music

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Wouldn’t life be more interesting if it was punctuated by background music in certain situations? Yes of course it would!

Below I have given you the situation, you name the background music that should play. Have fun, it’s the soundtrack of your life.

1. When you wake up in the morning.

2. When you climax during sex.

3. When you urinate.

  • Oh there would be nothing here, complete silence! One of the times I actually have peace and quiet lol!

4. When you walk into your home after a long day of work.

5. When you take the first sip of your favorite beverage.

Bonus: When you are reprimanding your kids or yelling at your significant other.

Bonus, Bonus: When you are having sexual relations.



TMI Tuesday blog
  • 21st March
    2014
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Review; Alise

imageI contacted diddleworks back in January, asking if they were willing to send me a product to review, in exchange for an honest, unbiased review! They told me they were happy to send me the Alise by NS Novelties. Secretly the Alise 2 is one that I have been wanting to try so it was nice to be able to try the first one, to see if in the future I would want to buy the 2. I had every intention of getting this review out sooner, but with looking for a new house and then moving and helping my husband find a new job, things have piled up and really, I haven’t even had much time to myself or time with just my husband. However, finally, I have found some time to push out my opinion on the Alise.

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  • 5th March
    2014
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